Do you like chilling in the woods with just your dog, or possibly pet squirrel? Do you have impeccable hunting skills that you primarily use for anything other than hunting for food? Do you know for a fact that a bear shits in the woods....cause you watched them do it? You my friend sound like a Woodland Ranger, and we have the soap for you. This silky smooth glycerin soap includes and actual set of dice, and a lack of social interaction while in the shower.